I need this.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 01/26/2017 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

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OHHHHH, YESSSSS.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 11:03

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I need a change of pants.

TheHondaBro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 11:04

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Buy it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 11:09

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Oh my god. What a swap.

E90M3 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 11:14

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Please don’t turn into the next JKM and post things that you want to buy but drive around in a car that you should really get rid of. Or turn into the anti-JKM and sell the juke and buy something like that.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 11:14

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Yes. But mostly because you need something that isn’t a Juke.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 11:18

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You’re only a sold Juke away from automotive perfection.

404 - User No Longer Available > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/26/2017 at 11:28

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Yeah but is Crazie Kanuck still Crazie without a Juke?

CalzoneGolem > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/26/2017 at 11:30

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Yeah it is independent of juke ownership.

E90M3 > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/26/2017 at 11:30

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I mean, he willingly bought a Juke, you can never fully recover from that.

Milky > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 11:32

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$15k U.S. .... does it come with a top?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > E90M3 01/26/2017 at 11:36

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but my Juke is reliable. I don’t have a reason to get rid of it. A weird guy needs a weird car.

404 - User No Longer Available > E90M3 01/26/2017 at 11:41

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We all have our questionable car choices... I mean I willingly bought a G6 back then.

E90M3 > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/26/2017 at 11:42

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Just so you could say, “so fly like a G6" right? You also have a Solstice, so I’m assuming you like Pontiacs.

E90M3 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 11:42

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TR6 with a BMW M50 is a pretty weird car.

404 - User No Longer Available > E90M3 01/26/2017 at 11:44

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Well it was more under the pretension it’s not a Malibu. I also secretly wanted a Malibu Maxx but a bunch of people talked me out of it.

And for the record I actually liked Oldsmobiles more than Pontiacs, but GM took it away.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > E90M3 01/26/2017 at 11:46

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but not Juke levels of weird.

E90M3 > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/26/2017 at 11:46

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After the 2 early GM products my parents had, I’m pretty much completely put off by any GM product. Their advertising is also not doing them any favors; I was at a neighbors house watching the falcons game and a chevy commercial came on where they’re talking about how many awards they’ve won and another neighbor says who actually cares about any of those.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 12:05

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It’s not weird. It’s just fat and ugly.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/26/2017 at 12:09

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Since when is 2,912lbs fat, it’s one of the lightest in its class.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 12:28

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Since the Micra’s been 1800ish.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/26/2017 at 12:29

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The Micra is around 2300lbs-ish.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 12:31

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Not the one your Juke is based off of.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/26/2017 at 12:32

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It is back on the market, eh?